Cavern Crotch

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.

Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

cum crotch

The unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later.

I would sit next to you in class, but then I would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch.

by Chiins January 5, 2014

crotch gusset

One who is lower than the nuts that rest on them.

"Those crotch gussets at (hated organization here) only give lip service to our concerns."

by Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All February 18, 2015

cracklin' crotch

1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef

When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"

by bettybabe May 8, 2010

Licking their Crotch

Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.

Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch

Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!

by tasuminagorashi December 27, 2019

Salty Crotch

The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.

"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"

by Thepimp&escorts July 3, 2014

Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.

"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."

by Kuyo January 14, 2010