crooked pene

A slightly bent penis, leaning to one side.

"Hey what's wrong with your cock?"

"It's a crooked pene bitch, just suck on it."

by revan1892 March 13, 2008

Rylee Crooks

This person is an unbelievably beautiful human-being. This person is a very sweet and caring individual. This person is the type of person who will listen to anyone when they need someone to talk to. This person is someone who you should care about with all of your heart Because if you get close to this person they will care about you.

Rylee Crooks is an amazing person. Every time i think about this person i want to smile and feel like i am loved by them. This person is the person that you want to be.

by R!yab$% October 21, 2018

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 12, 2008

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

crook operator

A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.

Holy fuck that cunt with a dildo out all of his holes is a crook operator.

by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 13, 2019

crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011