cronchy

Extra crispy and/or crunchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("

by lord mollifer January 15, 2021

chronic futon

The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.

"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan

by dirtysokz3883 July 30, 2007

chronic wasting disease

What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.

Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.

by jethrojones August 11, 2012

the chronic

Infamous album by rapper Dr. Dre, which started the gangster rap era and has revolutionized that genre of music. The Chronic has some of the phattest beats ever created and those who have listened to it are blown away

The Chronic... that CD is the shit!

by snorgle October 23, 2003

Cronies

Two or more friends who constantly hang around you.
Like a ballsack.
These friends typically smell bad/look dirty all the time.

Preppy guy at school: "Look at John. Always hanging with his cronies."

John: "They're hanging with ME."

by Miley Wilson March 20, 2014

Chronic Asshole Disorder

The severe, frequently reacurring of being a dick. Makes personal attacks verbally, wants to control all situations no matter what situations they are. Makes a girl feel as if she isnt worth respecting, like she has ducked up so badly that she doesnt deserve any respect what so ever. EVEN THOUGH SHE DESERVES THE HIGHEST FORM OF RESPECT SINCE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR SO LONG. He always has something rude to say, and he always starts a fight. A guy who deserves a foot up his ass to the point where he will taste toes for the next 2 or more months. Doubts everything. The biggest douche bag on the face of the planet.

Julian Torres has C.A.D. "Chronic Asshole Disorder".

by This is for my baby boo April 8, 2010

Chronic Sandwich

The Best Damn breakfast sandwich ever introduced. Its origins can be found from within Ram's Head Diner at UNC-Chapel Hill circa 2009. It consists of a toasted everything bagel with a layer of cream cheese on the bottom half of the bagel, and scrambled eggs with green peppers, bacon, tomato, sauteed onion, and cheese.

What kind of bagel is this man?

Its that chronic shit... and you know this, man! Eat that chronic sandwich and you will never lust after anything else

by Chronic Sandwich Master April 12, 2009