Crippling

Something that is so ridiculously pitiful that it hurts you.

The shriveled up little dumpster baby was so crippling that I killed myself.

by JuccBoi April 4, 2020

Cripped up

To be dressed head to foot in clothes that claim your set/gang in this case Crips.
Stay True Blue

Yo lil' cuz got knocked everyones gotta show up Cripped Up

by H Tray-O April 25, 2006

crip walk

dance invented by crip gang which involves the movement of ones feet, classically to the spelling of C-R-I-P
(refer C Walk)

Nigga U Crip walk like U been buttfucked by a heard of horses

by pro-nun-see-A-shun August 5, 2003

crippletown

The immediate aftermath of a vicious beat down.

Don't make me take you down to crippletown.

by mindfreak11 February 4, 2010

Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.

Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.

by Morgrave December 7, 2010

crippled white snow leopard

The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.

We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.

by CougarishPuma April 10, 2014

Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.

"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."

by froznalyve September 30, 2007