Cranberry Lambic

Cranberry flavored urine, served as an alcoholic beverage. Made by Samuel Adams. Comes in holiday pack.

Steve: I bought a holiday pack and got 4 Cranberry Lambics. I now have 6! If anyone wants a beer take one!

by Waldo and Speed dtd December 7, 2006

cranberry

An under-cover police car, burgandy in color(detroit)

Hide the blunt, here comes the cranberry

by theo April 3, 2005

Cranker

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.

John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"

by Original Cranker April 14, 2011

Cranberry Delight

The act of forcefully shoving a Cranberry into a women's anus. The next step is for the male to stick his penis in the anus, breaking the Cranberry and resulting in a "cranberryish" penis. The women then sucks on the cranberry tasting penis.

Open wide bitch, here comes a Cranberry Delight!!!

by JDizzleman March 21, 2007

Cranberry

An innocent lil bean who knows nothing of the insanity of this world

Aww, look at Ty, such a lil cranberry!

by not_a_cranberry April 16, 2019

cronderful

the combination of crazy and wonderful, something you cant believe but find absolutely amazing

we have the most cronderful relationship ever

by Bigpalmdaddy December 7, 2006

cranberry hand pie

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

by Karl1234 November 12, 2014