cradle of filth

The act of letting all deposits made into the toilet accumulate due to lack of money to pay utilitly bills. Can be for one day or more. Most cradle of filths last for one week before desposed of.

To save money on the utility bills, they have a cradle of filth for a week every month.

by GO__IRISH May 27, 2011

Cradle Of Filth

Despite that many people deny this, Cradle Of Filth IS a black metal band. Black metal is a kind of metal that consists of concentrated tremolo picking, and inhumane screaming for vocals and black metal is very atmospheric. Cradle Of Filth parallels to the definition to black metal, just because they have gone mainstream, doesn't mean that they're fake black metal.

Recommended songs:
Cruelty brought Three Orchids
Lustmord & Wargasm
Her Ghost In The Fog

by Karth February 3, 2005

cradle of filth

A Black Metal band that has recently become popular. You now have a bunch of black metallers pissed because they're one of the first Black Metal bands to become as popular as they are.

Cradle of Filth, the most well known black metal of band to date.

by Bruce D. July 16, 2008

Cradle of Filth

While technically not bad musicians they have become the super stars of the black metal scene. Headed by frontman Dani Filth, a bombastic idiot who is an ultra poser on all accounts. Listened too mostly by the sheep that shop religiously at hot topic they have created a sound which is commercial black metal and deviated completely from the true black metal culture. A culture based on murder and arsen.

Dani filth is the justin timberlake of black metal

by you like cradle of filth? eat a dick December 18, 2004

Cradle of filth

A band with a name to match their talent.

Guy #1: Did you hear that new cradle of filth song? It's siiiick.

Guy #2: If you're in to metal that sounds like a fricken dog on meth, then I guess you're right on this one buddy. I'm gonna listen to some iced earth.

by Dogta Wiwy. January 3, 2009

Convienantly Cradle

When one deficates and leaves a real mess, realizing that they do not have toliet paper, resorts to "convienantly cradling" one's nut sack to wipe away the residual mess.

Last night at this party there was no toilet paper in the pooper so I had to convienantly cradle my nasty shit.

by tres ratards February 12, 2010

cat's cradle

The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.

Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle.

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020