Adam Carolla

He owns you AND your mom. The host of "Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers"

Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

Caroline

Caroline is the prettiest girl in the world. She is smart and funny and is usually happy, but she worries sometimes. She is a perfectionist, but that's part of her. She dreams and imagines and loves and is really sweet. She comforts you when you're sad or worried. She'll stand by you, no matter what. She's kind of judgmental, but that's only because she's overly protective. She cares about what she looks like or how she acts in front of certain people, but if you really know her, then she doesn't care if you think she's gay. Caroline is awesome and makes me laugh every single day.

Gotta love my Caroline! Heller!

by bimbo-non June 17, 2012

Tom n' Carol

The act of a woman sodomizing a man with a strap-on, and upon extracting the prosthetic penis, she proceeds to repeatedly strike him in the face with the poopy dildo while verbally abusing him.

Roommate 1: "Did you have a good night last night?"

Roommate 2: "Frick, I blacked out and totally got Tom n' Caroled!"

Roomate 1: "Oh, Canada. That sucks."

by Carol Al. April 27, 2009

Carolina Squat

Corrected definition with the simple addition of two words

Faggot rich wannabee redneck/wigger hybrids raise the front of their trucks and simultaneously lower the back resulting in a large rake. Also they try fit the biggest tires possible. Usually found in NC/SC and across the south.

It renders the truck completely useless for carrying any weight as well as dangerous because of reduced visibility over the hood and the headlights pointing at the sky. It is arguable that it also reduces the braking ability of the front brakes (the front brakes do most of the brake work on a vehicle) do to a shift in weight toward the rear.

Normal person 1: wow look at that faggot listening to colt ford with that stupid carolina squat on his truck

normal person 2: I bet his mommy bought him that truck...why is he driving so fast?

normal person 1: probably late for his tee time at the country club

Normal person 3: i bet hes got a cock to go squat on

by Satanisgod April 27, 2020

Carolina

Carolina is a beautiful, sweet and cute girl. She is a born leader and will always lead her peers, friends and almost anyone. She has a great imagination and likes to think out of the box. Overall Carolina is a great name.

Carolina was head of the CHCM society.

by Chcmgirl123 October 12, 2017

Carol Baskins

When someone is pissing you off and you cant legally murder them.

If you don't stop bothering me, I'm going to Carol Baskins your ass.

by Redneckerson April 7, 2020

South Carolina

You know you're from South Carolina when
-The Interstate is i95 or i20
-It's always humid and 95 degrees in the summer
-In the winter it's 12 degrees and snowing one day and sunny and 68 the next
-The beach is Garden City/Surfside rarely is it Myrtle Beach
-You're upstate or the low country
-There is nothing to do because of no big cities so netflix is your bff
-It's not clemzon it's pronounced clempson
(we're also not all poor and uneducated, and yes it snows)

South Carolina is a hot state, but the beaches aren't that bad I'll admit.

by manhattan August 13, 2014