banana eating contest

U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.

After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.

by Natalija July 22, 2007

Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006

poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

by JarMan September 21, 2003

Contentionality

A non-religious ideology solely based on the ability to remain comfortable in the midst of chaos.
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)

Yeah, ever since I've started practicing Contentionality I've had way less anxiety.

by DrinkingTylenol April 17, 2023

sponsored content

Ads that have adapted to adblockers, and became "real" stories about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance. Also the 265th episode of South Park.

I just want to watch the news, but then I'm looking at an ad. I try to click the x, but it turns out its a link for the top ten worst celebrity plastic surgeries ever. So as I'm looking through it I get another ad leading to a slideshow on money making hacks even though it isn't even a hack, leading me to another ad, but I just want to know about the presidential campaign, but when I try to go back it turns out its a link to some sponsored content about Geico. And then the cycle repeats.

by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016

uranating contest

How some people say or write (and spell} the phrase, "pissing match".
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.

{Police officer}: So, what's going on Megan?
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.

by Telephony May 22, 2016

tra-contempo

Tra-contempo is a delicate and artful mix of "Traditional"and "Contemporary" values.

Michael and Crystal's relationship has its own special contemporary flare with a mix of traditional values. They are simply tra-contempo.

by D-Woman February 3, 2022