Confused Matthew

One incredibly pretentious and untalented film reviewer that keeps making boring videos only to complain about movies that he don´t like but other people enjoyed. His videos are incredibly boring and tedious, and all of them are a complete waste of time. Just like Urban Dictionary.

Man, I rather rub my eyes with onions rather than watch any of those shitty videos made by Confused Matthew.

by amaurysvp01 January 10, 2011

Dazed and Confused

1.) A really funny movie about teenagers on the last day of school in the 70's.

2.) An amazing Led Zeppelin song.

Dazed and Confused the movie was written and directed by Richard Linklater. The song is by Led Zeppelin.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Cultural Confusion

Being one race (European, African-American etc) and raised in another (European being raised in Japan, African American being raised by Euro-Americans)

I am the definition of cultural confusion, I'm a black kid raised in a primarily Euro-American world. I have no idea what's goin' on when I go to the ghetto!

by Anna L J June 26, 2006

confusion and delay

Sir Topham Hatt's catchphrase when he's cross with his engines.

You have caused confusion and delay!

by zmtk43 September 2, 2020

confuse and conquer

Information age warfare. The strategy of maintaining power and control over one's subordinates or opponents by burying them in disinformation in order to promote confusion, paranoia and mistrust. The point of this type of propaganda is not to persuade anyone, but to keep the target audience engaged, distracted and unable to effectively unite in opposition.

Confuse and conquer:

Kathy: “Omg Beth, there's so much contradictory information everywhere I don’t know whats real anymore!”

Beth: “Just give up Kathy, we’ve totally been confused and conquered.”

by CLICKHERETOESCAPE March 6, 2017

Cross of Confusion

An early Roman symbol made to question the validity of the Christian Religion. The symbol consists of a broken cross with a dot in the middle and a sickle at the bottom.

occult agnostic cross of confusion

by MotherOfTyme July 24, 2009

cyberbullying confusion

when people who participate in a form of bullying online (usually on social networking sites) towards people they don't like suddenly stop and friend request the ones they tormented, resulting in confusing the hell out of the tormentee....

Girl: You know that girl that was insulting and threatening me for weeks?

(other girl nods)

Girl: Well, I checked my Facebook and the same girl sent a friend request to me....odd.....

Other girl: Looks like you're suffering from cyberbullying confusion there...

by Medusa Sphinx June 28, 2010