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Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.
I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.
by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012
mugGet the Colorado Toothpastemug.

colorado lettuce

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?
by rggzy June 13, 2016
mugGet the colorado lettucemug.

The Colorado Yardsale

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.
I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale
by Dilyn222 September 11, 2016
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The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard
I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale
by Dilyn222 August 21, 2016
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Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.
I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.
by Shitler September 3, 2016
mugGet the Colorado Cakewalkmug.

colorado bitch

A female that loves crack and wants to fuck you. And they live in Colorado
Dude did you see that Colorado bitch? She is such a crack whore
by Anal Finger Banger December 7, 2017
mugGet the colorado bitchmug.

Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum
I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it
by Cloud City resident May 30, 2018
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