Colon cryin'

This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.

Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.

by HustonB August 13, 2011

colon commando

A derogatory term for a homsexual

"That dude is a colon commando, wear your jock strap backwards around him!"

by farmerjb November 11, 2013

fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.

Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.

by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 20, 2011

Demonic Colonic

When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.

"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."

by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".

man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.

by shifter2 February 21, 2008