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The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".
You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.
by Pellman7 January 30, 2023
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Colemans

When an erection has become so engourged with blood that hiding it is impossible. Your penis srands up pitching tent....thus a Colemans.
Person1:Bro you got mean mornin wood son.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 4, 2021
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Alexis Coleman

She's NODDY! She's A Fucking Bitch! No One Likes Her As A Friend! Also, she's Mr. Coleman's daughter.
Mr Coleman : Lunch

Alexis Coleman : ok
Dillon : Karen's
Josh T : Im a karen and A Bitch
by Dillon Dixon March 7, 2022
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Natasha Coleman

Lover of TikTok, History & going to the gym and on walks in a tracksuit and then getting self conscious that she will get mistaken for a boy
‘Hi I’m Natasha Coleman mhm skskskks fr bro’
by KT-Urban October 24, 2023
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Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
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tj coleman

a little chunkeroo who can’t catch a goddamn football
wtf john catch the ball stop being a tj coleman
by poopoo nigga December 1, 2019
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dexter coleman

One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.
Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman
by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021
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