ass cloper

A man with a certain urge to butt-rape you.

Get away from me you ass cloper!

by Bob Dirty Sanchez January 3, 2004

Clopen

To close and then open the following shift. More severe on the weekends due to the later close. Typically involves complete sleep deprivation and a certain punchy giddiness that may or may not wear off during the course of the shift.

The redhead was scheduled to clopen for the fourth time in a week and she was a hot mess.

by OlDirtyBruno September 14, 2013

Clopper

A clopper is male who jerks off to my little pony porn on the regular

Jimmy's friends invited him out to hang out, but the clopper denied so he could partake in his regularly scheduled clopping session to the latest episode of my little pony

by GamergirlClopper69 February 16, 2018

Clopen

It's when you get hard & then flog your partner's back unsuspectedly with your fully erect penis

Christa felt sooo much better after Jared clopened.

by The Oreo Simon September 2, 2019

clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.

Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.

by Just Me12 September 19, 2016

clopin

when working in retail, its when you have to close one night then open the next morning. usually associated with little to no sleep and making promises of not getting fucked up but then doing it anyway.

"i cant party too hard tomorrow night, i gotta clopin."

by njb12 May 4, 2010

clopenklutzei

(CLOP-en-klut-say) verb~ singular- to act and/or hang out with the exact different clique than you really belong in, to get incriminating evidence
plural- see clopenklutzed (clop-en-KLUTSED)

damn! jerry totally embaressed the preps today he acted like he was their friend then stood them up at a fake party it was total clopenklutzei.

by The Magic Dragon October 22, 2007