Cumpacity

The amount of semen a dumpster holds.

That dumpster much have a large cumpacity.

by anonymous November 24, 2025

care capacitor

When you have no more energy left to be able to care about the thing/things that are bothering you

Man, I must have left my care charger at home last night. I came into work and could not care less from the out-set. My care capacitor needs replacing

by Kevlaa January 28, 2010

Fucks Capacitor

A slang term for the mons pubis, the pubic mound that forms a shape reminiscent of the Flux Capicitor from the Back to the Future trilogy.

Why do you call it a FUPA? It's called a Fucks Capacitor!

by FatThesaurus February 24, 2023

Electrolytic capacitor

A sick name for 2 or more metal plates separated by an electrolytic liquid. It gives you butterflys (for your ass) when you put it in the wrong polarity, over voltage or extreme heat

Man I shit my pants when that electrolytic capacitor exploded.

by Canigetaaaaaaaa March 15, 2023

Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.

The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.

by anonymous December 24, 2023