If you don't know what cinco de mayo is, it's a celebration of Mexico's 1862 victory in battle over France, although France, who previously had not won a war since 1066, later won the war against Mexico. However, since the Mexicans beat the French for this one battle, Mexicans took their cue from the Irish (who don't actually celebrate St. Patrick's Day, from what I can tell). The Mexicans said, "Okay, hey, let's do a pub crawl!!!!!' Except they said it in Spanish. Which makes me wonder why Mexicans would do a pub crawl, seeing as how Mexico doesn't seem to have a lot of pubs, seeing as how it's Mexico and not Ireland. But never mind that now. You should also never mind the fact that cinco de mayo is more widely celebrated here in the States than it is in Mexico.
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A traditional Mexican play that celebrates that one victory mexico had in the Spanish-American War.
Usually interpreted through flamenco
Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Usually interpreted through flamenco
Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
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1:A term most commonly used to describe a transsexual hooker with little or no class that seduces young men by giving them four lokos. he/she is vary talented in the art of deception and is offen mistaken for a college student,this is how cinkosky finds his/her unsuspecting victims and even though the cinkosky is a outcast of society it can still be found creeping on young men in urban enviroments around the globe.
dude watch out for the cinkoskys they're everwhere
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Person 1- How do you know?
Person 2 - She just 5 way made out with a tree, grandpa, stripper, watch, and a yorkie.
Person 1 - Dayyyuuuum!
Person 2- Thats not a queer thats a cinco-sexual
Person 1- How do you know?
Person 2 - She just 5 way made out with a tree, grandpa, stripper, watch, and a yorkie.
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