cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

by Jalopy August 21, 2023

Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 1, 2023

cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.

I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.

by shockin burt June 23, 2017

Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.

I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!

by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023

Churn

An act done as initiation into a family or group. Usually sexual in nature, but always meant to be demeaning or disruptive. Often considered sexual assault.

If we accept you boyfriend into the family, he has to be churned first.

by Prebaked22 May 1, 2022

Green Bay butter churned

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.

Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.

by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023

churn

To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.

Is Greg still coming out with us to the club? Nah, Greg churned last minute.

by Churnobyl November 7, 2024