Christopher 

His name means perfect, perfect in his girlfriend's eyes. He is caring and he is easy to talk to. He had a big heart and also a dirty mind. He is very handsome and his smile is just to die for. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like him. You will instantly fall in love with his personality because it is just amazing. He will always be there for you in time of need. You definitely don't ever want to lose him because then you will feel like you have lost everything. He stole you heart but you will eventually steal his last name. He is someone you are willing to spend a lifetime with.

I love that Christopher, hes truly a one of a kind.

Christopher by Raxus July 24, 2018

Christopher 

Christopher is a tall, handsome, strong, smart man. He is really good at making love and a great kisser. hGet on his good side because he's not afraid to fight. He will fight for what's right. He is an amazing friend that you never want to lose. <3

OMG Christopher is so hot and he has a nice butt

Christopher by Maker Of Love January 29, 2019

Christopher 

Oh yeah that guy. He’s a goof

Christopher is a goof

Christopher by fact-checking December 3, 2020

Christopher 

1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.

2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.

1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.

2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.

Christopher by Jerry520 February 14, 2010

christopher 

also known as chris.

he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.

he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.

who got you drunk last night?
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.

christopher by theeepescatarian December 19, 2010

Christopher 

An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.

Man, I sure hope i DON'T become a christopher.

Christopher by Zan da man May 31, 2018

Christopher 

Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.

"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"

"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher

Christopher by Smisha October 13, 2010