Christian

When you require someone's help or attention within a work environment, such as a restaurant.
Chef "CHRISTIAN!!!"
Waiter "yes..... coming...."
by Gavin the Mann March 17, 2019
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Christian

The boy I fell in love with . He is my everything and always will be I love him so much and I know he loves me , he is kind ,caring , sweet and so much more I can’t even describe how amazing he is. He is very attractive and has amazing hair and eyes. I don’t even know where to begin and what to say bc words can’t describe how great full I am to hav a Christian in my life. If you ever end up as lucky as I did to hav a Christian in your appreciate them as much as they appreciate you.
His favorite thing to is to watch movies and cuddle 🥰

He also loves kisses. He has brown eyes and amazing brown hair and has the most amazing smile in the whole world he is just perfect in ever way . He is also perfect at everything he does. He effects so many people around him in such a positive way. He never fails to make people laugh . He loves playing valorant and ft his gf. He makes everything he does so meaningful and valuable you shouldn’t trade anything in the world for Christian. He loves playing basketball he is also very tall . Someone with the name Christian is very hard to describe bc there isn’t words that really can describe the love this person gives to people.
Girls : omg look it’s Christian
by powpow24 October 30, 2022
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Christian

He is the person who will save the world and the multiverse from destruction, he has a pure heart and he always help the people who need it. He has the power of a god, he can manipulate matter, and he use thia power to do good.
Person: Yesterday Christian saved me from a robbery without even fight the criminals! He just dodged the bowls!
Person2: Yeah, is the best person in the world.
by DocUniverse November 22, 2021
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Christian

Total fuck boy. Gw all my girls. And just snatches up my hoes
Christian steals my hoes
by Samblack123 October 17, 2019
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christian

christian is a loud, hyperactive crackhead.
“why is that kid so loud, hyperactive, and a crackhead

“here at cfla, we just call him christian.”
by cflacrackhead February 7, 2020
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Christian

A very nice and kind guy :), he’s funny and has a great, contagious smile. He seems to think very lowly of himself, but in reality, he’s awesome and has really great things ahead of him. He says he has a dark soul, but in reality his soul shines so bright, like a diamond. He is a very bad texter, but in real life it is very easy to talk to. Christian is a very comforting person, and he will be there for his friends when they need it.
Christian is not Christian.
by jesse.x0 November 29, 2019
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Christian

A deluded person who believes they deserve to suffer eternal torment save for a sadomasochistic and non sensical sacrifice by a mythical figure. This mytical figure (Jesus of Nazareth) is largely plagiarised from other cultures. His believers believe his book foretells his comming, but when actually read in context (eg Isaiah 7:14, Micah 5:2) it has nothing at all to do with him. They worship him as a risen zombie and ocassionally indulge in ritual cannabalism - some christian sub cults actually believe they are eating human flesh.

They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment
Noteable Christian examples include Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, Benito Mussolini, Pope Stephen VI, Tomas de Torquemada, Kent Hovind, Paul Jennings Hill, Robert Mugabwe, thr Yorkshire Ripper and antisemitist Martin Luther to name but a few of their finest
by Kend0 June 8, 2010
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