Chicago is a very nice person
by Who loves there mom October 20, 2019

A three headed monster that, upon seeing someone, draws them in, gives them diahreea with his terrible pizza from his narzzle gland, right next to his anal gland, also known as a "corrupt politician" monster (the origin of this name is unknown)
Man- Hey, Frank, how's it going?
Other Man- Oh its okay, the wife's pregnant and she's craving the blood of newborn goats...
Man- Too bad.... OMG!!! Its a Chicago! Run!
Other Man- Ahhhhhh!!!!! Why is it crapping?
Man- That's the pizza!!!
(sounds of gurgling and death)
Other Man- Oh its okay, the wife's pregnant and she's craving the blood of newborn goats...
Man- Too bad.... OMG!!! Its a Chicago! Run!
Other Man- Ahhhhhh!!!!! Why is it crapping?
Man- That's the pizza!!!
(sounds of gurgling and death)
by Justkidding^^^haha June 23, 2010

(N.) a would-be okay town, if not responsible for Jerry Springer, Oprah's book club, Perfect Strangers, and God-awful movies from broadway with it's name as the title. (Oh yeah, and that too, broadway.)
I'm from the big, windy city. shi-town, illinois. I'm the reason why musicals are back. Horray for me!
by G-Union May 16, 2003

A city that’s exciting! A city that’s inviting! A city for a women just like me! There’s a lake they call Lake Michigan! I think i’m really fitting in! This city is my perfect cup of Tea!
Chicago! Chicago!
by Kaytay October 26, 2018

Scott is constantly pulling a Chicago. When he tells a story he talks about the weather in Illinois but all we really need to know is where the best pizza place is in Chicago.
by daisieNC May 27, 2010

Jimmy McGill gave a guy a Chicago Sunroof. Too bad he didn't realize there were kids in the back seat of the car.
by dudeman3000 April 6, 2015

This term describes the 'all-the-way-forward' handlebar position most commonly seen on BMX bikes in urban areas of the United States.
Rather than having the handlebars in a vertical position (as the more practical BMX riders tend to do), the individual who chooses the 'chicago' position instead prefers to lay his or her handlebars all the way forward in an attempt to do any or all of the following things:
1. Allow more knee room on a bike which is far too short for them, possibly because they are a 7-foot tall, 52 year old alcoholic who is riding their grandchild's Wal-Mart bike to the beer store at dawn on a Monday
2. Look 'cool' on an overly small bicycle, which is near-impossible, especially when the rider is visibly frustrated by this situation, and having apparent difficulty controlling said bike.
3. Create the illusion of having a 'low rider' bike, but without making any actual low rider modifications.
All chicago bars ever did was make BMX bikes harder to ride, and cause an untold number of unnecessary faceplants in the ghetto, and under certain circumstances, they may even alert the police to possible cracktivities in the area, due to the obvious fucktardation on the part of these clueless bike riders.
Rather than having the handlebars in a vertical position (as the more practical BMX riders tend to do), the individual who chooses the 'chicago' position instead prefers to lay his or her handlebars all the way forward in an attempt to do any or all of the following things:
1. Allow more knee room on a bike which is far too short for them, possibly because they are a 7-foot tall, 52 year old alcoholic who is riding their grandchild's Wal-Mart bike to the beer store at dawn on a Monday
2. Look 'cool' on an overly small bicycle, which is near-impossible, especially when the rider is visibly frustrated by this situation, and having apparent difficulty controlling said bike.
3. Create the illusion of having a 'low rider' bike, but without making any actual low rider modifications.
All chicago bars ever did was make BMX bikes harder to ride, and cause an untold number of unnecessary faceplants in the ghetto, and under certain circumstances, they may even alert the police to possible cracktivities in the area, due to the obvious fucktardation on the part of these clueless bike riders.
Hahaha! Did you see that guy with his bars almost rubbing the front tire? WTF?
Yes I did; that's because we're in the hood. Now stop sweating that chump's chicago bars and tell that baby on the corner to stop selling weed.
Yes I did; that's because we're in the hood. Now stop sweating that chump's chicago bars and tell that baby on the corner to stop selling weed.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 22, 2010
