Jr Bacunt cheeseburger

A particular cheesy tasting cunt or vagina, reminding the pussy eater of a jr bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's. Also used to describe a greasy cunt of a person, as to associate them with the greasiest kind of cunts.

That skank from last night was a real jr bacunt cheeseburger.

by JonnyHung April 13, 2009

cheeseball

A person who uses cheezy phrases.
These phrases are often followed by the cheezeball's uncontrollable laughter at their own jokes, so the people who hear the joke start to laugh too - just because it's so cheezy. Used in a cute but condescending way.

Typical cheezeballs: Parents, Teachers, Dorky friends
Typical cheezeball phrases:
Parent talking to daughter: "Honey, if you like Fall Out Boy, you must be a Fall Out Girl!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Teacher talking to students: "To get a line perpendicular to this one, what do you have to do to the slope? Do what Missy Elliot does! Flip it and reverse it!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dorky friend talking to other friend: "Man, that guy's hot like... like... like an oven!" *laughter and slight awkwardness*

My friend is such a cheeseball. If only he'd get some quality jokes.

by thornrozes July 16, 2008

cheeseball

A guy who says ridiculously stupid things in an attempt to get laid, thus ruining his chances.

Cheeseball: You're more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.

Female Respondent: Dude, I'm fifty fucking four years old, and I've actually seen a mirror in the current millennium. Anyway, even when I was her age that would have been an absurd statement.

Cheeseball: Oh, how could you insult me by implying I'm not telling the truth?

FR: OK, cheeseball, that's it. Get the fuck out.

by romanesco September 7, 2010

cheesebadger

this big fat fuck who does a shit-load of insane and retarded definitions. damn funny, though.

what the fuck?? dog-a-thon?? oh... its just Cheesebadger, that explains it.

by edward_pumpernickel January 10, 2005

Cheeseburgering

The action of putting ketchup and mustard on the vagina and eating it. Then finishing by leaving the mayo in the anus.

John: What did you do with Simone last night?

Kody: I was cheeseburgering her

John: With kethcup and mustard?

Kody: Yeah, and I left the mayo in her butthole

by Cheeserburgerer666 May 17, 2016

Cheeseburger

The most perfect food in the world! Consisting of ingrediants from all major food groups, it is a vital part of a well-rounded diet. Patriots are huge fans of cheeseburgers, being well aware that this genious invention can be attributed to none other than the U.S. of A. Although delicious, it is also a topic of controversy because it is said by some religious sects that the cheeseburger was the 2nd-day creation, preceeded only by the creation of light, heavens, and Earth.

Marty: Uuuhhhhgg!
Sarah: What's wrong my hansome man?
Marty: I don't feel so good...my stomach aches for something delicious but I don't know what
Sarah: I know! How about a CHEESEBURGER!!
Marty: YAY!!!!!

by bobblehead11 December 7, 2009

cheeseball

In Madden for game consoles, a non-simulation gamestyle that takes advantages of weaknesses in the game engine instead of winning the way a real team would (ie, running the same play over and over, going for it on 4th and 20 in the 1st quarter, running a goal line offense on 2nd and 20 on your own 30, etc.)

I won't play against opponents who would rather play cheeseball than football.

by Icelandair January 16, 2008