Remember that dude/dudette standing on a street corner, with a bottle of Strongbow in one hand, a packet of Kingsize Lamburt and Butler in the other, weighed down with ridiculously oversized gold chains? He/She was stood there with their little Chavvy mates trying to look tough and terrorising old grandpeoples?
Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.
Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.
Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.
Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.
by BoyObsessive=] May 06, 2009
Chav- subspecies of human. noted for the choice of shell-suit body armour, their chariot, usually a Nova, choice in shit beer, tucking leg garments (refered to as "trakkies") into the socks, the body language and accent.
WARNING! A CHAV IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A ZOMBIE WHICH THEY BEAR RESEMBELANCE TO IN MANY TERMS. USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE ON THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, BY GOING TO A CHAV INFESTED AREA. THE ZOMBIES WILL IGNORE SAID AREA, THINKING THE DISEASE HAS ALREADY SPREAD TO THAT AREA
WARNING! A CHAV IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A ZOMBIE WHICH THEY BEAR RESEMBELANCE TO IN MANY TERMS. USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE ON THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, BY GOING TO A CHAV INFESTED AREA. THE ZOMBIES WILL IGNORE SAID AREA, THINKING THE DISEASE HAS ALREADY SPREAD TO THAT AREA
Essex is the sfest place to be in a zombie outbreak, just try to blend in with the chavs and you should live for at least a day*
*being in essex, you will probably be "shanked" or "have a cap popped in yo ass"
*being in essex, you will probably be "shanked" or "have a cap popped in yo ass"
by noodlesoficeUK January 15, 2009
a person who wears burberry, smokes makes fun of people who are different from others, watches X-Factor other reality shows and adds "eh" on words such as "me", "Hippie" "baby"
In northern ireland they are known as spides
In northern ireland they are known as spides
by Chavhater_85 December 30, 2008
Being ugly but yet tring to appear uglier by wearing hideous tracksuits and usually over-blinged. Easily found, just look for council houses and herds of kids.
by LauraaaWood December 18, 2008
The chav is normally a class of people below working class, i.e classless if you like. They have no money of their own as they get all of this from the government.. how nice of them. Getting payed to do nothing, and incentive to have many many offspring - as they get even more money for this. And, free housing.
The chav father is typically 12 - 17 years of age , towards their early 20's they will have roughly 10 chilren of whom all have different mothers.
The same applies to the chav mother except she will have 10 children of different fathers! this is how they are planning to take over the world - OVERBREEDING.
All chavs have to wear "uniform" if they want to be a part of the gang, if they do not conform to this "cult like" demands of the leaders they will be extradited until they learn to do as all others do. Typically, they all wear imitation sports clothes, a favourite look is to tuck ones socks into ones trousers, possibly to intimidate passers by.
One of the favourite habits of the chav is to hang around shopping centres near argos and "maccy'dees" as they like to call it. They feel that they are very scary, often calling out swear words and insults that would not impress three yr olds. "oi spekkie" , "haha t**t you've got a tie on" . yet when confronted they usually run away, if not they just cowar!
lastly they have built their own language from base english, most words are less than 2 sylables long so as not to confuse each other. not that they would know what longer words meant anyway as most drop out of school at 11.
The same applies to the chav mother except she will have 10 children of different fathers! this is how they are planning to take over the world - OVERBREEDING.
All chavs have to wear "uniform" if they want to be a part of the gang, if they do not conform to this "cult like" demands of the leaders they will be extradited until they learn to do as all others do. Typically, they all wear imitation sports clothes, a favourite look is to tuck ones socks into ones trousers, possibly to intimidate passers by.
One of the favourite habits of the chav is to hang around shopping centres near argos and "maccy'dees" as they like to call it. They feel that they are very scary, often calling out swear words and insults that would not impress three yr olds. "oi spekkie" , "haha t**t you've got a tie on" . yet when confronted they usually run away, if not they just cowar!
lastly they have built their own language from base english, most words are less than 2 sylables long so as not to confuse each other. not that they would know what longer words meant anyway as most drop out of school at 11.
by sunshine1984 April 05, 2007
by ejdowski face August 27, 2006
Stinked up freaks of nature that THINK there hard when they see a person with long hair or when there in group of 5 or more. they really need to start looking after there kids instead of getting battered all the time. lol at chavs
Chav: Brap Brap, wot you looking mate you bein cheeky?
Long haired man: Wot?! you Better shut that mouth before you get a slap you little tramp!
Chav: *while walking away* il get you battered mate *repeats many times*
*Chav leaves*
Long haired man:... wot a chav.
Long haired man: Wot?! you Better shut that mouth before you get a slap you little tramp!
Chav: *while walking away* il get you battered mate *repeats many times*
*Chav leaves*
Long haired man:... wot a chav.
by fozzy bear May 13, 2009