Certified Lover Girl

A girl that cares alot about their so and does anything in their power to make them happy even if they dont put as much effort
Damn Emily is a rlly certified lover girl always making dan happy
by Lovelykah January 22, 2022
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Certified hood classic

Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.
“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”
by eatbeatnskeet February 06, 2021
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A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
by YAWA August 19, 2017
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certified poop nigga

the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.

a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈
“Omg did u see zak today, he’s definitely a certified poop nigga!!”
by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022
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Certified Bruh Moment

The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.
person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them

Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery
by KappaClown September 19, 2019
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certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.
man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic
by Rlzonx December 07, 2021
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