A girl that cares alot about their so and does anything in their power to make them happy even if they dont put as much effort
by Lovelykah January 22, 2022
“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”
by eatbeatnskeet February 06, 2021
A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
by YAWA August 19, 2017
by CLB April 19, 2022
the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.
a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈
a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈
by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022
The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.
person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them
Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery
Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery
by KappaClown September 19, 2019
man 1: yo have you listen to this song
man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man
man 1: but this is a certified hood classic
man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man
man 1: but this is a certified hood classic
by Rlzonx December 07, 2021