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Casper the Landmaster

Noun. Someone who is a hybrid of Frank the Tank and a video game nerd.

'Cspr da Ldmstr'
Reporter: There seems to be a fat guy with 2 beers, yelling at people about StarFox and the Legend of Zelda.

Some Guy: Hey look! Casper the Landmaster is on TV!
by JKell March 30, 2010
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casper grasp

When behind a man, plunging your hand down the back of a his boxers and grabbing his nuts, then pulling towards yourself, effectively leaving him incapacitated.
I snuck from behind and casper grasped him, and he couldn't even move.
by Uselessman May 23, 2006
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Casper Ass

When a white person has a decided lack of ass.
Juan: Did you see that girl at the grocery store?

Alex: Which one:

Juan: The one with Casper Ass?

Alex: Oh, yeah, she puts her jeans on real easy.
by Wallis the Elder June 10, 2012
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Casper Rose Mazzola

Ex guitar player and one of the original members of the neopunk band The Distillers, that formed in the late 90s, pressed 3 albums throughout the 2000s, and had signed on to the HellCat record label.

They went on an international tour with other various punk revivalist bands on that label for the annual Vans Warped tour, with the likes of: Rancid, F Minus, Tiger Army, and The Dropkick Murphys.

Rose sang backup for The Distillers at live events, and played backup rhythm guitar. She has been thought to have been sort of like the "Sid Vicious" of Hellcat Records, in the sense that she was notoriously promiscuous, young, and strung out on drugs, which added to the whole heroin chíc allure, that their lead singer/songwriter/frontwoman Brody Armstrong was apparently trying to emulate. Like Sid She had very little to do with the actual creation and recording

Her hometown neighborhood sat directly parallel to it's affluent suburban neighboring city Grosse Pointe, which shared the same bourgeois architectural aesthetics: Large Victorian homes, and brick bungalows, that somehow sat annexed, and adjunct to the spoils of the ghetto.

The song entitled "Hate Me" a track off their second album Sing Sing Death House was written primarily by Rose, but the chorus was not.
"Casper Rose Mazzola is so incredibly sexy!"
by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021
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Let Casper Drive

Ghost ride, ghost ride, get out the way, let Casper drive
by OMGWTFBBQ99 January 17, 2008
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Casper The Friendly Fuckboy

This is a type of guy who can be loyal but for the most part sticks to sleeping around he’s just as sweet and kind as a boyfriend would be but still as horny as a fuckboy he is known to say phrases like “I love you” and “I’d marry you” often and always casually with no real meaning behind them
Friend 1: I think I like him should I go for it?
Friend 2: He’s kind of a Casper The Friendly Fuckboy but I think it’ll be fine.
by Mf punk June 7, 2018
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casper the friendly ghost

something that is unseen, unheard, unfelt, or you do not care about
"That guy just flipped you off"

"ah who cares, it's casper the friendly ghost to me"
by Dick33 June 18, 2008
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