carson

A kid that fingers his cat then licks the remains

wow this kid smells like donkey balls

oh that’s just carson

by Literally everyone January 28, 2019

Carsonogenic

1. Deriving from the worldview of neurosurgeon and political charlatan Ben Carson; 2. Likely to cause death

That radical conservative's views on gun control are Carsonogenic.

by JEBean December 5, 2015

Carsonphobia

A fear of that sexy beast Carson.

*Carson punches his way through the bathroom stalls to see your pp*
Person in stall: *gets carsonphobia*

by Sudongese October 26, 2019

Carson-wentzism

A type of disease that makes NFL quarterbacks throw 2 interceptions a game for the rest of their career.

Cam Newton picked up a serious case of carson-wentzism while on the patriots.

by Rstoloff June 21, 2021

carson and emma

The most 'on-again-off-again' couple you'll ever meet. They both go to you after every break-up.

"I heard Carson and Emma broke up.. again."

by notalizard January 5, 2018

carsona

It's like a fursona, but for cars

honestly wtf is wrong with you people

person 1: Hey do you have a fursona?
person 2: No, but I got a carsona.

by Carbonated April 5, 2018

CARSON

Carson is an A league player BTW CoOl sWaG RaDiCoOl KID

I TOTTALY WANT TO BE JUST LIKE CARSON WHEN IM OLDER

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! September 3, 2019