eating carrots 

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

eating carrots by swiffer January 19, 2006

'I'd eat carrots'

When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.

Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days

'I'd eat carrots' by tcasey70 October 24, 2011

girls who eat carrots 

A female-identifying person who has good vision, probably on account of all the carrots she eats.

God, girls who eat carrots save big on optometrist bills

girls who eat carrots by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021

Baby carrots 

Carrots that have regressed to infancy.

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

Baby carrots by coreyoyea March 28, 2008

Carrots 

What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!

Carrots by SOME AWESOME DIRECTIONER. December 19, 2011

carrotsniffer 

generally used as an insult; meaning a jerk or someone being an ass

"Give me back my taco, you carrotsniffer!"

carrotsniffer by criss&gina January 11, 2009

carrots 

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

carrots by b-rett62436 August 29, 2008