happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy
by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018
Get the Carpenter’s Laughmug. legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree
by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022
Get the the carpenters armsmug. Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
Get the The Carpenters clutchmug. Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.
by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020
Get the Carpentermug. He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
by Jammer906 March 21, 2022
Get the Sam Carpentermug. A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person
by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018
Get the alfie carpentermug. by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018
Get the Carpenter’s dozenmug.