The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 5, 2012

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The Carpenter Effect

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.

"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"

by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013

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alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018

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jack carpenter

handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros

i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey

by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019

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Charlie Carpenter

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.

girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!

by mysterygirl0990730947 May 28, 2011

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