Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.

I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.

by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019

Career

A long lasting servitude term to describe modern enslavement

One foot on a banana peel and the other foot on a career

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023

Career Jacker

A person who steals all your hardwork and claims all the credit aka boss aka coworker aka bastard

"Good job team", says the career jacker. Now blank's name aka person who's career is being jacked can you also add our names to the credit. #tellyourbosstokickrocks

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

career belly

Someone who has had a abnormally large abdominal section since birth until present age. They have trouble fitting on rides at amusement parks. Often can be seen at XXL stores and in McDonalds drive throughs. The idea of a sit up is offensive.

Look at that, there goes that career belly over having trouble making it up stairs.

by Bamboobill June 21, 2017

career period

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.

Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.

by Kwifer Sutherland July 14, 2011

career breeder

A woman who continuously breeds for the purpose of monetary reasons, in place of gainful employment. Specifically with multiple fathers and usually after the older children are school-aged.

Did you hear who is pregnant again with another baby daddy? She is such a career breeder.

by Ladywithadayjob July 1, 2018

Career drinker

Those who incorporate drinking into every fabric of their being.

Cancun is full of career drinkers, who see only the bottom of their glasses and wallets.

by Whosetosay February 22, 2024