Cancer

The stupidest disease my best friend had.

Jonny had cancer. When he was sent to the hospital for the he lost count time, the realized he was terminal. No stopping cancer at that stage. (Sigh) Goodbye, Jonny, you were nice

by Ultimateidk October 27, 2020

CAncer

A person who takes an hour to play a card

Dude Owen is such fucking cancer

by Tishanagod June 23, 2019

cancer

something that kill your grandmother

she is already dead dude that is the magic of cancer

by fuckyoubitch616 January 21, 2018

cancer

another term for cigarettes

shit dude, i'm out of cancer.

by Mary Jane Hendrix September 15, 2006

cancer

Undertale.

Woah that game is cancer!

by The one whose never wrong June 11, 2016

Cancer

A disease you get after witnessing bad acting.

Actor: So how'd I do?

Director: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

by Ash-Greninja June 25, 2016

cancer

1. A horrible disease that causes tumours in certain areas
2. A horrible disease that plagues websites like YouTube, Twitch and various other websites with unfunny jokes, godawful memes and general slapstick humour ripe for kids.

Teen 1: Who do you watch on YouTube?
Teen 2: I watch a lot. You'd probably not like to hear them all!
Teen 1: I watch dank meme compilations, leafyishere, dramaalert and ricegum! Their content is awesome.
Teen 2: you listed every tumour on YouTube. Cancer retard gtf out of here dumbarse.
Or...
"I have cancer" -unfunny 2 years at my school who don't even know who the Shrimpson Boyz are.

by Fergsu Blues August 2, 2016