an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.
by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009
Get the cockmonger mug.a mythological creature that is rino/cactus/poodle. It's description is; The shape and form of the poodle dog, sporting rino horns,- a small one on the nose, a big one on the head, horns for claws and 3 horns on the tip of its tail.It is the color of a cactus and has cactus flesh for muscles, and needles all over like a cactus. The cactoodle is a serious issue in urban areas where its mythological habitat has been threaghtened by man. Conservationists warn that even though it is cute and looks friendly, it is NOT friendly, it is a wild animal and should be treated with respect and awe. Or fear and disgust. The cactoodle has shown a preocupation with chewing on satelite cable and other technology, as well as errant fruitloops, like the ones reading this description.
"Mom theres a cacktoodle in the yard chewing on the satelite cable again for the fith time in two days,(grrr)". OR
"Watch out for that cactoodle over there. If he comes at you, give him whatever he wants and RUN!"
"Watch out for that cactoodle over there. If he comes at you, give him whatever he wants and RUN!"
by mirza Lord/Jacob Karbacka October 27, 2007
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a word (created by Omar of michigan myspace chat) that means having cock in your mouth, putting cock in your mouth, any sort of insult, and never used in a positive way.
Omar--keep my name out of your cackholster you fuckin skank
random skank--Oh im sorry omar, please dont spam me now! ill do anything you want oh great one!!
random skank--Oh im sorry omar, please dont spam me now! ill do anything you want oh great one!!
by valere March 13, 2008
Get the cackholster mug.One experiences cockmouth when they are near or around a guy (or guys) and want to impress them with either their bullshit lies or actual awesome stories. Either way, when you are being a cockmouth, you just sound like a bragging bitch. A tell tale sign that you are suffering from cockmouth is when the people around you cannot stop rolling their eyes.
Julia: Yeah, Brad, I totally bungee jumped off of that bridge in Sydney, right after I explored the reef and fended off a giant sting ray who was trying to mate with my bestie. Did I tell you, I'm a trained animal psychiatrist, oh, and that stingray thing totes made me a local celebrity.
Sarah: (rolls eyes) Wow, Julia just won't shut her big fucking cockmouth.
Sarah: (rolls eyes) Wow, Julia just won't shut her big fucking cockmouth.
by lifewithlemons November 15, 2011
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"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"
by Muffinator June 15, 2016
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