Skinny Buddha

Food you cant help eat a shitload of, and not gain an ounce.

Yo I was fuckin starving yesterday but I was worried about making weight for my wrestling match, so I searched around till I found that Skinny Buddha.

by Muhammad christ December 3, 2013

buddha brownie

A pot brownie

Yo you want some Buddha brownies?
Sure man

by AniBabo January 1, 2018

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned

Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax

by Can someone tell me who asked April 9, 2020

gnome buddha

A god that everyone should worship it is featured in a bunch of demonic pinhole camera photos and has becoming a growing religion called m.f.g

all hail the gnome Buddha

by gnomebuddhashouldbeworshipped May 23, 2020

Buddha clap

When yo belly so fat it claps when you run

Take a lap and let me hear that buddha clap

by Adsmac January 26, 2018

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023