give me a break

Take it easy on me. cut me some slack

"The accident wasn't my fault, so give me a break."

by jabbablaz January 13, 2014

Breaking Veg

The act of suspending a vegetarian lifestyle by eating meat.

I totally became a vegetarian while I was in India, but I broke veg when I got home and couldn't resist a Big Mac.

Breaking Veg proves that you were never vXc to begin with.

by beecheese January 31, 2009

break shitty

A lame-ass defence commonly used by prison inmates, adolescent children and adulterous spouses.

Bubba: What if the guard finds my shank?
Clyde: Just "break shitty". Act all pissed-off and say,"Why the hell are you rummaging through my damn mattress evey time I step out for a shower!".

by Bangy March 26, 2009

breakfast dagger

Morning wood. Morning erection.

I woke up with a viscous breakfast dagger and i had to bury it in her gash. Morning wood boner woodie hard on

by InconsideRich January 23, 2016

Bo Breaker

1. The action of Bo Jackson, breaking the bat over his knee after striking out.
2. A patricular baseball card depicting the above

When I struk out, I pulled a Bo Breaker,

by A.Warm November 25, 2006

Convo-Breaker

The term given to a person who is very hard to keep up a conversation with. Usually ending all possible conversations with a one-word dead end.

Person 1 - So i heard you went to some crazy party last night, tell me about it! Did anything interesting happen?

Person 2 - Nope....

Person 1 - You're such a Convo-Breaker you know that?

by Pearcinator June 21, 2009

Boner Breaker 9000

When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.

Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"

by Professor Boner November 2, 2011