The Konopelski's version of coffee that is so black and strong, you'd swear you were drinking Wesley Snipes.
Relevant Physical properties:
Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar
Kono Brew Recipe:
Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).
Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:
Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.
Relevant Physical properties:
Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar
Kono Brew Recipe:
Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).
Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:
Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.
Non-Kono: That sip of Kono Brew made me bleed out of my ass for seven days.
Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.
Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.
by Big Cait December 16, 2006
by Stead9 May 14, 2011
The amount of brews (drafts) it requires to mac a certain biddy. If the chick is on the uglier side, she will be higher on the brewski meter, meaning that a bro would need to drink more beers in order to respectively mac. If the bid is a complete babe then a sober bro will suffice.
TDog: "Yo Chaz, how high is this chick on the brew meter?" Chaz: "She might take around three cold brewski's to chafe the biddy." TDog: "Thanks Bro"
by wut a cool dude December 23, 2011
The act of drinking a VERY cold beer while taking a VERY hot shower.
The secret is to use only bottles and strategic placement when setting said brew down. The small opening and non-water collecting top (like that of a can) allows the beer to be in the shower while taking little to no water in.
Few have found anything better that didn't involve a sex act.
The secret is to use only bottles and strategic placement when setting said brew down. The small opening and non-water collecting top (like that of a can) allows the beer to be in the shower while taking little to no water in.
Few have found anything better that didn't involve a sex act.
by P.T. June 05, 2005
Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.
"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."
by Sazier October 25, 2008
noun ( pl. -keys)
1) A fresh cold lager or ale.
2) A beer that really hits the spot.
3) Any sort of beer.
4) It's a fucking brew donk
1) A fresh cold lager or ale.
2) A beer that really hits the spot.
3) Any sort of beer.
4) It's a fucking brew donk
Phrases
1) Yo man pass me a fresh brew donkey!
2) You are drinking my brew donkey Darsh.
3) Hey boys! I just got us a fresh round of brew donks.
4) Dude! This brew donkey is like totally flat.
5) Did someone dip in my brew donkey?
6) I love a nice cold brew donkey, especially after a rough day.
7) Dude your boner almost knocked over my brew donkey!
8) This brew donkey is like totally poo donkey.
9) Hey honky! Lego my brew donkey!
10) After we drink these brew donkeys you wanna hit the half pipe and get totally verticle!
1) Yo man pass me a fresh brew donkey!
2) You are drinking my brew donkey Darsh.
3) Hey boys! I just got us a fresh round of brew donks.
4) Dude! This brew donkey is like totally flat.
5) Did someone dip in my brew donkey?
6) I love a nice cold brew donkey, especially after a rough day.
7) Dude your boner almost knocked over my brew donkey!
8) This brew donkey is like totally poo donkey.
9) Hey honky! Lego my brew donkey!
10) After we drink these brew donkeys you wanna hit the half pipe and get totally verticle!
by Brew Donk April 13, 2007
by Pink Fish November 18, 2006