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bought a jaguar

When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
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Boughton

A Village full of middle class and upper class snobs. With few genuine people.

Near to Moulton. You can usually distinguish a Boughtonian by the easily identified accent or very posh expensive clothing or size of His Penis, usually over 6inches.

Moulton once tried to invade however Boughtonian residents gave them money.
OH, did you see the guy with that 6 incher? Yes, He's probably a Boughtonian.

OMG look at his car! He is so Boughton.
by Yup112233 April 4, 2011
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bourget

(n) a person who consistently clogs the toilet with more than just feces.
"Did you see the women's room? We have a real bourget on our hands.'
by twojoe June 16, 2016
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shoulda bought a honda

When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision
Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!

Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!

Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
by SlangKing3200 November 30, 2017
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bouge

by brandy September 18, 2003
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boughtsam

Anything "extra" that makes its way into a package for something you've bought on eBay. Extra goodies, promotional, religious or random stuff that people try to unload on you by adding it to your package.
I bought a new cellphone on ebay and the guy included two demo CDs for his band. Can't believe I got stuck with the shipping for all this boughtsam.
by David Adams March 20, 2006
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Bugeto

Someone with a lardy hand and a nice succulent juicy joice. Her laugh is very unique and sometimes sounds like a dying seal. She loves big hands and of course has one or her own. Hers is unlike anyone else’s bc it’s just so juicy. I luv it. She has good af1s that look wack but she say she likes them.
Bugeto is soooooo juicy
by Thehandeater December 25, 2019
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