blahd

Blahd = Blood in a draculaish accent

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I vant to suck your blahd

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by albinodinchinogabbletoo April 16, 2004

bluddle

puddle of blood

theres a "bluddle" on the floor from his nosebleed.

by thebeans September 30, 2009

bluder

A word to describe a teacher's mistake

The bluder confused all the students

by Yeyeyeyyeye March 13, 2017

Shanghai Bludgeon

After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

by xx425prate December 7, 2006

blahdow

The act of running around mindlessly jumping on other peoples trampolines under the influence. There is only one tense of the word. "blahdow" and that is it.

We blahdow last weekend, or do you wanna blahdow tomorrow?

by mikethejoo May 2, 2006

Blud Pressure

Street slang for 'peer pressure' which utilises a medical pun.

A: "Blud, you want some pills?"
B: "umm, not really sure boi"
A: "go on son, it's well safe"
B: "aight then blud, safe"

*shit man, i'm only doin this cos of Blud Pressure*

by fat brewer November 16, 2009

what is blud yapping over?

Used when uncertainty arises over a person’s meaning or object in mind with a statement

Friend 1 to Friend 2:Hey man did you see that new movie with the zombies and the pirates?
*Friend 2 and Friend 3 both look confused*
Friend 3: What is blud yapping over?

by _Garrett_Greek_ May 3, 2023