Boris Johnson

Occasional spokesperson for President Dominic Cummings of the United Kingdom.

Is Boris Johnson going to do the briefing this time or will we have to attribute it to "Downing Street source" again?

by Muckr October 22, 2020

Blorts

Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.

I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.

by Johnny! April 28, 2008

Boris Johnson

Full blown tori, currently botching up the country as all prime ministers tend to. He’s got a mop as a haircut and is basically trumps twin. They are like tweedle Dee and tweedle dum.

person 1: look he’s making a right Boris Johnson out of that barbecue

Person2: I know everything’s burning to ashes

by Zigadawg May 4, 2020

boris

A kickass metal band from Japan alternating between drone, sludge, stoner rock, groove metal, and sometimes hardcore. They have a shitload of albums, splits, eps, and collaborations with other bands. Not a pussy band like popular j-rock.

Fuck j-rock! Boris kicks ass!

by Very Metal July 4, 2007

Boris Karloff

A limey cocksucker who can burn in hell and doesn't deserve to smell Bela Lugosi’s shit. But seriously Karloff’s great.

Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Boris Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care.

by HulknurseSMASH December 12, 2009

Boris

Awesome Japanese experimental metal band that also cross over into stoner rock, psychedelia, sludge metal, groove metal, noise rock, and drone metal. They're a three-piece band but are able to create some pretty sick sounds and also enthrall the listener with an atmosphere of ambient, transcendental noise.

Oh! And they're named after The Melvins song Boris.

My friend saw Boris in concert last night, and came back with his mind blown by how amazing they were.

by MlleRCCola September 22, 2012

blogistan

The Blogiverse. The collective term for all webloggers, or "bloggers."

Things are heating up in blogistan. The assrocket just farted another post.

by real123 July 12, 2006