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Wank-it Blanket

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"
by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007
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rice blanket

Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.
Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?
by Gonzo36 November 24, 2010
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Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015
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Blanket Season

Noun

The time of year, particularly between the late winter and early spring, where temperatures become so cold that students will often bring blankets to school (usually in high school) in an effort to combat the harsh conditions.
Florida's Blanket Season is between mid march to mid February because around that time, many high school students will bring their favorite blankets and even huddle together to prevent shivering .

All my friends are wearing blankets around school; it must be Blanket Season.
by Woodrow Wils0n April 3, 2016
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Monkey Blanket

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
by monkey blanket July 19, 2017
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skeet blanket

a blanket a man uses to jack off into
hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket
by tucker1995 August 1, 2018
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snag blanket

a blanket you keep within arms reach to grab in the middle of the night at a friends house
at Joe's house; hey Joe why did you leave the window open all night, thank god I had a snag blanket.
by jlunsford2 September 8, 2018
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