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Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022
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spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen
Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.
by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014
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Blancer

Nigger/nigga for white people. Comes from the French word blanc (white) as nigger comes from negro (black) in Spanish.

Pronunciation blânker or blonker
Black guy: whats up my blancer
Blancer: tf yo nigga ass just say ta me
Black guy: hay man I don't want a fight I'm not racist of white people I just thought it was funny to call you that when I asked you whats up
Blancer: git yo ass out here for I axe 911 to bring a body bag
by big guy July 11, 2018
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Human Blanket

Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.
"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"
by Ki9 October 20, 2011
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Blane

An amazing boyfriend who is always there for you no matter what. hes sweet kind, and always puts you before himself. He also has a very big dick, and is wounderful at sex.
by meowp November 27, 2012
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man blanket

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.
Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.
by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005
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Blanket Ehree

-Noun

1. A restless mystical creature that hops around with random facial expressions, part man part rabbit part blanket. But if you get too close and say "what is it?" it will say with a retarded expression "ahy een kno!"

2. A creature that sleeps fully spread open with limbs pointing in different directions.

- Verb

1. To hop, eat, look around with random facial expressions, and lick your paws to wet your hair/ear

2. To hog all the blanket
You're being such a blanket ehree

Stop ehreeing

You're the original blanket ehree
by Pruuneday May 16, 2011
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