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swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.
Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.
by Real Houz September 14, 2018
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Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
by Manchatlads January 22, 2021
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Binge Bladder

When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.
James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"
by iCoerce September 17, 2016
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bladder girl

a girl who has bladder issues and needs to pee consistently
Person 1: Wow that Mischa girl pees so much!
Person 2: Yeah they call her bladder girl at her school!
by hohoho459 February 1, 2021
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Pussy Bladder

A person who has the bladder of a child or senior citizen.
Damn chris, you had one claw and we have been in the car for 5 minutes. You are cut off, you have a pussy bladder. Ol PB.
by Deanna'sman May 30, 2021
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bladder chills

The feeling of coldness that you sometimes get from really needing to pee.
"I woke up at midnight with the bladder chills. It took me 10 minutes to convince myself to get out of bed and go to the bathroom."
by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016
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Bladder Trap

When a person on the asexual spectrum gets uncomfortable feelings in their nether regions from the need to pee or just after peeing.
'Dude I have the worst case of Bladder Trap right now, istg im gonna cry it's so uncomfortable'
by goth_boy975 October 21, 2022
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