Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop

*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash

by Manchatlads January 22, 2021

Warehouse bladder

A seeming need to go to the toilet all the time. Typically used as a way to tease an individual.

I have a bit of a warehouse bladder.

by Moonbelt December 5, 2020

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

5cc bladder

A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.

2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

Pussy Bladder

A person who has the bladder of a child or senior citizen.

Damn chris, you had one claw and we have been in the car for 5 minutes. You are cut off, you have a pussy bladder. Ol PB.

by Deanna'sman May 30, 2021

make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

lean all in my bladder

“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”

HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”

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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty

by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021