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battery blackout

You Smack your mate with bag of batteries and then she will blackout. Then you put a battery in each hole and connect them by wire plug it in a socket and watch her explode. And then find where her scattered pussy remains and stretch it out ten feet and go to sleep in it. It should feel like a cozy cocoon. When you emerge you will feel like a beautiful butterfly.
by jizz master mcgee October 3, 2008
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blackout

amaaaaaazing britney spears album
"Blackout won Best International Album at the NRJ Music Awards, Hit Music Awards, and the Alfa Music Awards Awards, not to mention several other awards"
by hooby April 20, 2008
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BlackNute

(noun)blAck-newT
Lowly tech who looks like a walking chia-pet from afar. can be seen on friday nights tring to figure out how a Browning Automatic Rifle works on CoD.This usually ends in failure, for others lie in ambush using normal SMG's as sniper rifles.
Why hello thar, blacknute! is that a thompson in your hands? my my, my MG42 just loves those!
by ~~~~llSmithll~~~~~ February 17, 2005
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Blackout binge

Blackout binge means when you're at a party where it occurs alot of alcohol, where people drink so much that they blackout. They are on a binge and blackout, hence the name - Blackout binge
Guy (to friend): Hey man! Where you at Candice party yesterday? dude it was a total blackout binge.

Guy (to friend): It's a blackout binge here man. I don't know if I can drink anymore, I think i'll blackout soon.

Girl (to friend): I was at Stevens party this weekend, but I left as soon as I got there. It was a blackout binge there. I didn't wanna find myself in that situation.
by FTSN November 2, 2010
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Sportscenter Blackout

When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.
Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.
by shmek March 8, 2011
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Blackout Friday

The one day of the week that is specifically planned for drinking and smoking yourself into a state in which you're no longer in control of any of your bodily functions. Blackout Friday usually involves pushing yourself past your limits, and sometimes includes starting fights. Upon waking up you have no recollection of the night before, and you have no grasp of reality.
"fucking fight me faggot" "looks like matts doin it real big on his blackout friday"

"what happened last night?" "I don't know but atleast I survived another blackout friday."

"nicky boy didn't drink enough, I'm out" "guess he wants a real blackout friday"

"zac just threw up everywhere. He even threw up on the kid from Germany" "some people just can't handle blackout friday"

"Dude you woke up in a towel with throwup all over you. what a blackout friday."
by party asshole for life February 4, 2010
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blackkatsuma3

a kfc monster that eats all the kfc in sight an faks sht up in strife
OOOOO BLACKKATSUMA3 FAKED UP CARBONBLOOD
by blackkatsuma3 July 30, 2015
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