This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.
Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.
by speedshift September 15, 2014
The opposite of blue balls ...This is What happens When the pussy is so good she drains both balls so much that they hurt and feel like empty shells that are going to implode
by Noah duck April 17, 2021
The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.
Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!
Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!
Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.
Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!
Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.
by Illa.Lusus August 13, 2009
the act of sexual intercourse between a white male and a black female usually on some extreme porno site where they jizz all over the girls belly buttons and in their eyes. See "Interracial"
by Simeon October 17, 2004
A phenomena that occurs when an individual browsing YouTube gets trapped into a trance-like state of addiction where they compulsively click on "suggested videos" for extending periods of time.
After Burt was sent a viral video by a coworker, he became engulfed in the suggested video black hole where he remained until his shift ended.
by AttilaTheHun February 9, 2012
by wtfersdf August 31, 2006
The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.
Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
by Jackinthabox April 28, 2019