Biden Bounce

See Zelensky Bounce, only it's Your ass getting jackhammered.

"I can't walk after filling my gas tank. Sleepy Joe really gave me the Biden Bounce."

by Elmstrosity March 16, 2022

Bidenomics

Economic Theory and Policy that defies all standards of reasonableness.

Joe Biden’s proposal to spend $370 billion of borrowed money and pitch it as inflation reducing is just another example of Bidenomics.

by #Megamind July 31, 2022

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

by [e-mail] October 24, 2022

bidens last words

"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.

So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023

Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.

Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."

by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023

Bidenomics

A complete and utter failure of the government to predict or control inflation.

“ wow bidenomics is ruining lives! God bless America! “

by VarsityMP August 20, 2023

Full Biden

Full Biden is the point when you are halfway between awake and asleep. Conversing at this particular time is most difficult as you dangle between the two worlds of dreaming and reality, trying to coherently articulate a proper sentence.

Babe, you were so tired last night you were talking about monkeys running around in the kitchen. Im pretty sure you went full biden on me.

by DDKNOFX January 30, 2022