Smurf Berry Smash

So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!

I gave your mum a smurf berry smash last night

by SkidmarkPony November 9, 2016

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Dinga Berry

Piece of shit rolled up in a ball form

She just dropped a dinga berry out of her ass twerking.

by Fatimagarzal August 1, 2018

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Kevin Berry

One who is lacking both intelligence and basic fighting skills

Person 1 Have you heard about Kevin berry?

Person 2 Yeah he was no match for Mr pontoni

by Ignacho23 March 26, 2023

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Thank U Berry Munch

1. A Girl Scout cookie

2. An S&M sex act for a homosexual couple. The dominant partner performs oral sex on the submissive partner, repeatedly biting the testicles of the submissive. The submissive must thank the dominant partner each time this is performed.

Oh, God, Jim! Thank you very much for the Thank U Berry Munch!

by Bad Girl Scout November 12, 2011

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Wash My Berry

To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.

I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.

I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

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