Beer

For the alternative blackout.

Senator: Mr. Kavanaugh have you ever blacked out?
Brett Kavanaugh: I like beer. I didn't black out, I went to sleep.

by Short Assassin October 2, 2018

Beer

one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.

I just lost my job, I need a beer.

by Lanky Joe December 28, 2005

I beer beer

The classic art of putting beer on a higher emotional level than anything already possible. This mainly affects men, but it has been known to spread to the female gender.

Man 1: Isn't that your 40th beer?

Man 2: Yeah bro, I beer beer.

by d00mcake September 22, 2010

Beer

Foul tasting liquid drank by fools trying to appear trendy or damage their bodies. When someone says "pick your poison" they're more correct than they realize.

Ethanol is a known toxin, depiste it's negative effects it is widely accepted as a bevarage because of silly, useless traditions.

by Mr. Know-It-All-Fucked-Yo-Mama November 28, 2004

BEER

dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

Beers

Unbelievably,this is the singular of beer!(if spoken by gerry)

Yo conors, d'ya want a beers?

Three beer, two beer, one Beers

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

Beer

A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.

Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!

by MissCaliBrownie April 8, 2010