According to legend, beefie the man was the biggest and most swole man to ever walk this earth. Hitting the gym every day, beefie gained an extreme amount of muscle in a very short amount of time. Often described to be the most chad being in the universe, he eats his cereal without milk.
Timmy asks "Mother, why are we cannibals"
and mother replies, "It is because beefie the man gifted us with his meat and ended world hunger."
and mother replies, "It is because beefie the man gifted us with his meat and ended world hunger."
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After several beers, I let this fat girl from the bar talk me into blowing me. All I got was a "Beefy Teefy." My dick bled for hours.
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Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.
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