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Beavis and Butthead

the most kickass show ever mtv took of the air because they are wuss cock suckers that eat shit
butthead:hey beavis
beavis: what
butthead: those guys better look out for the klingons near your anus
by ottoman August 8, 2004
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beating the banana

A slang term for the act of masturbation.
I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
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beatin guts

The act of fucking the shit out of a chick you dont give a fuck about.
Hell yea i beat sharons guts , but my wifey still a better fuck.
by CMD'Z$man September 9, 2004
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Beating

Something you do to your fat cock when you are lonely and have no friends
*intense beating of thy cock*
by 911was done by car June 9, 2019
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Beavis and Butthead Do America

A freaking hilarious 1996 movie based on the MTV animated series Beavis and Butthead. The plot of the film finds the duo looking for their stolen TV and, in doing so, becoming involved in the plot of two crooks and end up becoming "the most dangerous men in America".

Mike Judge, who also is the creator of the series, naturally voices the duo (among other series regulars) in the film, while guest voices for the film include Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Robert Stack, Cloris Leachman, Greg Kinnear, and David Letterman (though he was credited under a different name). The film's soundtrack includes music from White Zombie, Isaac Hayes, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and AC/DC.
I was gonna go to a party tonight, but I didn't feel well so I ended up watching Beavis and Butthead Do America.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011
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lad beating

Lad beating is an act, that should be carried out by most. It is caused over the hatrid for lads for various reasons, some of these include;
- Stupid clothes (polo tops, tilted hats)
- Attitudes
- Harrasment
- Hair cuts
- Varing social perspectives
- Different socio-economic status
- If you feel like it

It usually involves the physical, and verbal torment of a group of lads, until they start a fight.
Of course there are many variations to start the 'lad beating', some of these include;

The 'Direct Method', which entails you to dircetly engage the lad without being provoked and/or attack without any warning.

The 'Subtle method' involves prolonged eye contact with them, until one decides to say something, in which you reply a witty comeback.
This too, ends in a physical fight. (This is usually the most effective method)

The 'Ninja method' You wear full black, with a balaclava. Then proceed to find lads. When you have found your target, you engage them verbally, if they run chase them, if they dont bash them.

The 'Leb Method' Show up with 20 of your friends, and start yelling profanities at the top of your lungs. At this point, they will run, thus, chase them down and beat the sh*t out of them.

The "Drive-by method"
There are two variations to this
1. Verbal method, includes taunting and/or yelling insults at the window of a moving car.
2. Throwing method, involves throwing objects out the window or at moving car full of lads.
Some of objects that could be thrown include, waterbombs and/or eggs.
Usually a combination of these two is most effective.

Identifying a lad
Clothing; Polo or Nautica polo shirts, with collar popped, Lowrider cut Tracksuits (usually nike/kappa/addidas), Baseball Cap (tilted upwards), Nike TNs or similar shoes.

Hair; Some random sh*t, usually home done, streaked with blonde (sometimes ratties)

Characteristics; Weedy build, commonly around the 6'~7'6" range, "badass" attitude, mob around in groups, Hang around a joint (eg maccas) during daylight hours, Verbal - yet wont back up anything physically.

How/where to Find a Lad
Normal lad hang outs; (Finding a lad to beat)
- Raves
- House parties
- McDonalds (perfect example is Cremorne maccas in sydney)
- Shopping complexes
- Train stations
- Car Parks
- CBDs
- walking major roads (daylight hours)
Jeffery: Damn im bored...
Mark: Wanna go lad beating?
Jeffery: Ill Bring the Bats

LAD BEATING

Leb 1: Oi Bro, lets go lad beating in ali's new van bro
Leb 2: OMG bro wiv the new subs?
Leb 1: Ye bro
Leb 2: OMG Bro, yeh ill go n beat some lads wiv ya

etc.
by Jeffery2114 January 13, 2008
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Beating Cat's Heart

Ask an unsuspecting victim if they have seen a 'beating cat's heart', followed by exposing one's testicles and pumping in and out of one's fist to mimic a beating heart.
Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!
by Balzak T. Bagger January 14, 2010
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