monkey ballsacks

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)

Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

Ballsacking

A response to something or someone that has made or told a false statement

Used to replace the word "kidding"

Florida and Maine share a border? Are you BALLSACKING me??

Are you BALLSACKING me? Of course I won't help you clean your gutters!

by Panos Petacos March 9, 2010

Ballsack Soup

when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.

hey are you getting in the hot tub?

are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!

by Rsp88 May 20, 2011

Ballsack Mattress

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.

That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.

by fredman6654 September 8, 2016

Ballsack friends

Two friends who are never seen without one another and always come to events or outings together as a pair. Often counted as a singular person in conversation. They are often clingy female friends or male relatives

"How about we bring Karson and Ethan"

"I can't fit both of them in my car so your gonna have to pick only one to invite"

"They're ballsack friends so I'll just have to invite Jason instead"

by nicokeacola August 7, 2022

Ballsack Water

The water collected in the excess skin of a guy's ballsack in the shower when the guy creates a bowl-like shape with his skin.

Hey Girl, wanna take a shot of my ballsack water?

by harriettubmansdivacup August 25, 2021

Ballsack joose

Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong

After a good squeeze, my nuts have been completely drained of all ballsack joose

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022