monkey ballsacks

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)

Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

Ballsacking

A response to something or someone that has made or told a false statement

Used to replace the word "kidding"

Florida and Maine share a border? Are you BALLSACKING me??

Are you BALLSACKING me? Of course I won't help you clean your gutters!

by Panos Petacos March 9, 2010

Ballsack Soup

when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.

hey are you getting in the hot tub?

are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!

by Rsp88 May 20, 2011

Arnold ballsack

An Arnold Palmer without the tea or lemonade, so it’s just a shit load of alcohol

Yo mix me an Arnold ballsack

by BIGBUSTYBLONDE69 April 11, 2021

Ballsack glue

Not unlike duck butter in its nature, ballsack glue is the result of a sweaty dong, sac, grundle, and anus and creates a Velcro-like seal between the ballsack and the inner thigh

This ballsack glue is so strong I ripped out all my pubes just trying to step sideways!

by Butteryrubberducky June 23, 2016

Poopity Ballsack

This is a transient occurrence in which, during the missionary position, a woman loses control of her bowels during orgasm.

The resulting ‘mess’ can vary in color, consistency, and odor.

I had a great time last night with Jane.....but I did leave with a poopity ballsack.

by Deedler's Booyah July 6, 2010

Ballsack Mattress

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.

That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.

by fredman6654 September 8, 2016