burnt omelet

The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".

"Dude you should have seen the burnt omelet I gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast."

burnt omelet by The Omelet King February 6, 2008

Burnt Cookie 

Someone, especially a female, who acts tough, hardcore or is a bitch to hide their emotional insecuries or weaknesses. Tough on the outside, soft on the inside

She always acts tough and rips into everyone else, but it doesn't take much to make her burst into tears. What a burnt cookie.

Burnt Cookie by micklemack August 4, 2011

burnt areola mammae 

What you get when you fall asleep topless in the sun.

Tiffany, upon wakening, realized that she had a really bad case of burnt areola mammae.

burnt areola mammae by Deborah Liberatore October 9, 2007

burnt cheerio 

an asshole. given it's name from the dark ring around your asshole. duh!

dude, that girl spread her cheeks and i totally peeped that bitch's burnt cheerio last night!

burnt cheerio by the great american white ape January 15, 2009

burnt eggs 

Molly

Molly made burnt eggs.

burnt eggs by MrCaptn September 6, 2016

Burnt the Cardboard 

When you spend your time doing very fun and exciting things.

We really burnt the cardboard this weekend.

Burnt the Cardboard by Dale Bob November 26, 2016

burnt salad

weed

"Ayyo pass me some of that burnt salad."
"Sure thing fam" *passes blunt"

burnt salad by vinh4vinh March 15, 2017