Awesomeness

The amount of cock sticking out of your hands after you grab it with both hands.

"How much awesomness do you have?" -Girl

"I have 1 1/2 inches of awesomeness" -Guy

by 0101100101 December 16, 2013

awesome

the killers

mr brightside is an awesome song

by akkarin March 30, 2009

Awesome

Awesome is awesome and it's the only awesome there is. No other word is allowed to be used when describing something that is awesome.

Nouns are excepted.

Dude 1. This night is going to be boss!
Dude 2. What?
Dude 1. Boss = Incredibly awesome!
Dude 2. No! if you mean Incredibly awesome, you say incredibly awesome, or just awesome!

by th7th November 9, 2009

awesome

1. Awesome (adjective)
- Excellent
- Good
- Really really really kool

2. Awesomeness (adjective)
- Better than awesome

3. Awesomish (adjective)
- Less than awesome, but still really kool.

Dude1: "Wow, that girl is awesome!"
Dude2: "Totally awesomeness!"
Dude3: "Yea shes pretty awesomeish"
Dude1: "Wat'd you mean?"
Dude3: "Well shes pretty, nuffink special"
Dude2: "You're just gay!"

by BackSlang August 24, 2005

Awesomize

Customizing something to make it awesome.

Dude! Don't just customize your bike, awesomize it!

by I-Fart-Rainbows January 7, 2016

Awesome

Maddy Granata

Maddy Granata is so awesome

by I’m the best July 21, 2018

Awesome

Me😎

I’m Awesome

by Isaac is awesome February 8, 2020